How To Talk Texan

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I have been getting quite a few comments regarding the "Texan Accent" and how not all Texan's talk this way. I figured that most people with enough brain to work their way around the internet would get that right away. Alas, this is not the case. Not that I am calling anybody stupid, because that would be mean.

It is out of character for me not to say something sarcastic at this point. But, I will refrain from doing so. Instead, I'd like to take the time and enlighten those of you watching my video on Texan culture. First of all, I'd like to make it quite clear that ALL Texans do talk this way. If you meet somebody who says they are Texan and do not have a southern twang to their accent, they are lying to you. We also like to ride horses to cowboy school and work. Cars are just too damn hi-tech. Food in Texas consist of many things. However, we like to stick to the most important food groups; beans, deer, whiskey, and (if we are feeling fancy) squirrel. Most kids nowadays collect tumbleweeds they find in their back yards. My own collection is quite extensive. I now have over 30 tumbleweed which sizes range anywhere from 4-18 inches in diameter! In Texas, it is customary to greet somebody with "Howdy!" If you do not comply with this custom, you could offend somebody and they may shoot you. Which brings us to the final Texan custom; every Texan owns a gun. It may surprise some of you to know that every Texan baby is given a gun with their birth certificate. Don't worry, though -its perfectly safe.

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